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Joke of the Day
"Sodium and Hydrogen should be friends. NaH, sounds like a bad idea"
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"Did you know I'm dating a dental hygienist? She has the cleanest teeth I've ever come across."
"What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go to the store without Robin."
"What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home."
"If you want big tips... ...circumcise an elephant."
"My gangster name would be The Street. If someone dared to oppose me I'd say ominous things like ""Look both ways before you cross The Street"""
"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is."
"What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas? Cancer."
"I've been thinking of getting into the warehousing business... I've heard it's blowing up in China"
"If you're going to call people who aren't yet born ""the unborn"" then you have to call people who aren't yet dead ""the undead"""