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Joke of the Day
"Ladies, if your man says he'll fix it, he will. There's no reason to remind him every 6 months."
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"What did the comedian do when his joke did not go home with the audience? He became a boxer and delivered a strong punchline."
"If a stork makes white babies, and a crow makes black babies, what makes no babies? A Swallow"
"A kiss makes my whole day, but anal...(NSFW) ..makes my hole weak."
"What do you call a beaten up pretzel? A salted pretzel"
"how do I know I'm old? I can hear teens having a good time and I'm mad about it"
"You only miss something when you notices something is gone... Only now I realise how many words requires the letter W because my keyboard can't type 'W'."
"How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem? Glue a sandwich on the ceiling."
"I'm going to the inaugural meeting of the Dodgem Car Appreciation Society later. They're expecting a bumper crowd."
"The police caught a man masturbating in public. As they were arrestng him, they told him, ""You came in the wrong neighborhood."""