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Joke of the Day
"Why is reddit bad grammar? Because you can't read a dit."
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"Volkswagen upset a lot of people by not using AdBlue in their TDI engines... ...they really took the piss out of clean diesel."
"Stop with the blind jokes ... I don t see the point."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Likalotapus."
"Some things you recycle, some you throw away. For example: Paper & plastic you recycle. Opportunities, love and your future you throw away."
"That awkward moment when your date says she has a hair piece but later you find out she was saying herpes."
"two elephants and a drum kit fall of a cliff... badum-dum-tish"
"The teacher asked Johnny, ""Why is your cat at school today Johnny?"" Johnny replied crying, ""Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that pussy once Johnny leaves for school today!'"""
"I like my women the same way I like my guns... Black and oily with a sensitive trigger."
"How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? *Fish.*"