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Joke of the Day
"Why is reddit bad grammar? Because you can't read a dit."
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"Thats offensive. Please stop using the word gay. It is offensive to faggots."
"What do you call a joke without a punchline?"
"I used to play teeball... I stopped playing after I struck out"
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"I've only taught my parrot to say ""REPETITION"" so far. Next I'm going to teach him to say ""IRONY AND ANNOYING ARE SYNONYMS"". ""SQUAWK!"""
"Is there anything better than a good ol pat on the back.. to help you get out that last stubborn turd lodged up your sphincter?"
"What is Ramsay Bolton's favorite band? Cold Flay"