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Joke of the Day

"Why is it hard to break up with a Japenese girl? ...you have to drop the bomb twice in order for her to get it."

"THE BAD BELT Q: Why did the belt get locked up? A: He held up a pair of pants."

"And your 2015 Miss Universe is Columbia! -Steve Harvey"

"Banned an 80 year old man for life from attending NBA games. What's that? Like maybe 10 years?"

"Hell hath no fury like a woman not getting responses to her text messages while she sees that you're continuing to tweet."

"Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong? Because the rest are weekdays."

"My childhood has prepared me for a lot more bear-related pic-a-nic-basket thefts than I'm currently experiencing."

"What's green, red and smells like shit? Green and Red shit"

"The autopsy is going to show that the elevator tried to bring Prince down. Go crazy."

"A restaurant patron complained about the limited dessert selection, and an Irish man turned his head to respond. What was the complaint? **Flan AGAIN?!**"