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Joke of the Day

"WHAT DO WE WANT!? A forum for passive aggressive behavior! WHEN do we want it? NOW would be great but you seem busy sooo whatever."

"[Wonder Woman shows up] Superman: Is she with you? Batman: I thought she was with you? Wonder Woman: Bruce you literally emailed me today"

"One of the best jokes of all time... Women's Rights"

"Do you guys ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone has a voodoo doll of you & they're stabbing it? No? How about now?"

"What did Sherwock say to Watsun while vacationing in Tokyo? Well done, old Jap."

"If I ever have two sons, I'll name one Penn and the other Sword, then make them wrestle a lot just to see if it's true."

"Do poodle owners realize they just bought a dog with a shitty 1980s white girl perm?"

"God: make alcohol really fun Angel: haha ok God: but it makes them stupid Angel: i dont know if- God: and if they have too much they die"

"What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do? It can look round."

"Why couldn't stevie wonder drive the bus? There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus."