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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Indian Jedi? Mace Hindu."
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"I'm not stupid"
"What do you call a cold North African? A Brrbrr"
"#rubbishjokes Noah's diary - 39th day: ""The dragon pie was really scrumptious."""
"my girlfriend's family is quite religious. i remember first time we stayed at her parents's house. but her dad wouldn't let us sleep together. which is a shame because he is so attractive."
"A gentleman goes into a doctor's office... ...and says, ""Doctor, Doctor, I keep forgetting things!"" The doctor responds, ""When did this start?"" and the gentleman replies, ""When did what start?"""
"My iWatch says I masturbated for 6 miles today!!"
"Where do detectives go to have a drink? The Search Bar."
"""That was mesmerizing!"" I know another big word... huge."
"Hey honey, I bought some steaks. I need you to stand on this box next to me while I eat them. Because it says right here, ""Best if consumed by date on package."""