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Joke of the Day
"#rubbishjokes Noah's diary - 39th day: ""The dragon pie was really scrumptious."""
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"""My favorite letter is X"" ""Why?"" ""Z"""
"Did you hear they're republishing that Simple Mathematics study guide? It's the revised edition. (Revise Addition)"
"What's the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping tom? One snatches your watch the other watches your snatch."
"Star Wars Joke... If Finn hooks up with Rey... He would be the first stormtrooper to hit something EDIT: formatting"
"*brakes hard* *throws arm across passenger seat to protect pizza*"
"My first broadway show was about puns. It was a play on words."
"Oh, you asked if I had a perfect BEACH body. Now I see why you were confused when I said ""Yes, I'm round, ripe & covered in fuzz."""
"When will the Jared jokes stop? When they get too old."
"Donald Trump used to enjoy having first wife Ivana.... sit on his knees so he could raise and lower her. Guess not the first time he bounced a Czech."