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Joke of the Day

"I'm not stupid"

"Why can you never catch an economist masturbating? They use an invisible hand."

"Telling my friends that I prefer twitter over facebook is like when a white girl brought a black guy home for dinner in the '60s"

"Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids? Ken came in a different box."

"Oral makes your whole day... But anal makes your hole weak!"

"I spend an awful lot of time picking the most desirable potato chips out of the bag for someone who's going to eat them all anyway."

"Instead of saying, ""YOLO"", try saying, ""Carpe Diem"". You won't sound like a douche andddd, you won't sound like a douche."

"How do you tell apart a Chinese from a Japanese? With a Geiger Counter."

"I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium are going out. I was like OMg."

"Why did the redneck high school cancel driver's ed class? They needed the car for sex ed."