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Joke of the Day
"My iWatch says I masturbated for 6 miles today!!"
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"Saw a Cougar wearing a Leopard coat, driving a Jaguar. It's a jungle out there."
"Some people passed away from toxic fumes in the apartments I constructed. I was just making the ceilings asbestos I could."
"Roses are red... Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't"
"This month has five Fridays, five Saturdays, and five Sundays but only FOUR Mondays. You're welcome!"
"Whats the ducks favorite drug? QUACK"
"3 logicians walk into a bar the bartender says ""do you all want beer?"" the first logician says ""I'm not sure"" the second logician says ""I'm not sure"" the third logician says ""Jul 16"""
"Do you know that the Coast Guard requires that you be at least six feet tall? So that if your ship sinks, you can walk back to shore!"
"How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute? i'm serious... help."
"Donald Trump walks into a mexican resturant jk. he doesn't..."