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Joke of the Day

"A gentleman goes into a doctor's office... ...and says, ""Doctor, Doctor, I keep forgetting things!"" The doctor responds, ""When did this start?"" and the gentleman replies, ""When did what start?"""

"Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads."

"After the apocalypse, in cannibalistic Germany, ""Kindergarten"" takes on a new, darker meaning."

"What is an obstetrician's favorite part of the ocean? It's the sea section."

"A physicist is sitting in a bar looking glum... ...so the bartender asks him ""Hey man, what's the matter?"" The physicist replies, ""Everything."""

"What does a monster do when he loses his head? He calls a head hunter."

"So how does this work now? Does General McChrystal have to give up his Foursquare ""Mayor specials"" in Kandahar?"

"I am 51 and my girlfriend is 8 Months pregnant and I'm starting to panic a little. Do you think I am too old to be a dad?"

"how do you make 7 even? remove the ""s"""

"Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween, I'm guessing it's because they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors."