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Joke of the Day
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass. Ba dum tschhh"
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"911:What's your emergency? M:I've been shot.. 911:ok sir,keep calm now.. M:thru the heart..and you're to blame 911:Mr Jovi,this has to stop."
"Why wasn't the cat moving? It was on paws"
"Lots of hockey tweets, sadly I'm from Alabama where a bunch of white guys chasing something black with sticks has a whole different meaning."
"Last week I had to fire my lawn maintenance workers. They just weren't cutting it."
"2 friends and I once pulled the 3 kids in a trenchcoat trick & killed a man got tried as an adult but when they hung mike, paul & I fell out"
"I found Peter Dinklage on a HertzsprungRussell diagram... It said ""white dwarf"""
"When people ask how my childhood was, I say ""Pretty good, so far."""
"Did you hear that they are rebooting the show Six Feet Under? I heard that Robin Williams will be starring in it"
"Why did the blonde crawl over the glass wall? Because she wanted to see whats on the other side."