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Joke of the Day
"I found Peter Dinklage on a HertzsprungRussell diagram... It said ""white dwarf"""
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"[SPELLING BEE] JUDGE: Tim, your word is ""Oak"" TIM: [deep breath] Ok *BUZZER* T: What th J: So close! It's O-'A'-K T: But... J: Hard luck, kid"
"Apparently, women in muslim countries can't drive. They can't do it here either."
"""You know what would make this rice even better? Racism."" - Pitch meeting for Uncle Ben's"
"Cookie. I would give you a cookie, but I took a byte out of it."
"I hate it when adults try to relate to youth using slang. Guess that's what makes me a woke bae."
"Why did the elk cry at the funeral? He had lost a deer friend"
"I have now been sober for eighteen months. Not in a row..."
"Chewbacca told everyone about my sex change operation. Damn wookieeleaks"
"While at work ""You must love putin"" ""Why?"" ""Because your a rushin!"""