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Joke of the Day

"Lots of hockey tweets, sadly I'm from Alabama where a bunch of white guys chasing something black with sticks has a whole different meaning."

"Then God said, ""Let there be Internet drama""; and there was Internet drama. And God saw that it was good."

"I've never made eggplant before. Is it better fried or scrambled?"

"What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public? Get a broom."

"""For God's sex, stop making fun of my English."" #WhereEnglishFails"

"Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games? All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America."

"*cat lays on my leg* *I remain perfectly still for hours, so she won't leave* *I move half an inch* *cat buys bus-ticket for next town over*"

"Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work"

"You and your happiness can go straight to Walmart. Or whereever your ""hell"" is."

"Why should you never trust an atom? Because they make up everything."