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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear that they are rebooting the show Six Feet Under? I heard that Robin Williams will be starring in it"

"Why couldn't the Meteor marry the Ice Comet? It had a fear of Cometment"

"Spell ""attic"" without laughing out loud"

"I organised a tantra party. Nobody came."

"Will only make sense to geezers... Q: What do Hot Lips Hoolihan and Richard Pryor have in common? A: They both have had major burns on their face."

"Don't people with bumper stickers realize it takes a t-shirt to change a person's deeply held beliefs?"

"I'm running low on funny but I have plenty of sexy left."

"What dance did the Pilgrims do? The Plymouth Rock."

"Waiter (serving soup): It looks like rain today. Patron: Yes it does but it smells like soup."

"Did anybody else see the lunar eclipse tonight? I looked, but I couldn't see it."