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Joke of the Day
"What was the first porn movie about Rappers called? Lewdicrous"
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"Why did the Mexican man push his wife off the cliff? Tequila."
"How to kill time. Hold your right ear with your lett hand and your nose with your right hand, then hold your left ear with your right hand and your nose with your left hand, and repeat and repeat."
"How do you starve a black guy? The same way you starve anyone else , you racist."
"My neighbours just submitted a petition that I stop setting traps for stray pigs after I caught my 16th police man today."
"I Thought having a vasectomy would stop my wife from getting pregnant... But apparently it just changes the colour of the baby"
"My wife...she says I can be a jerk some times I think it's nice of her to give me permission like that."
"Why can't a porn star sneak up on anyone? Because everyone sees them coming"
"Probably the most notable thing about being an adult is not knowing whether you're tired or sad."
"IAN: Just how do fleas jump so high? ME: Your guess is as good as mine I: I reckon they wear tiny tiny Air Jordans M: Ok I take that back"