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Joke of the Day
"Why can't a porn star sneak up on anyone? Because everyone sees them coming"
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"Cherry tree How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree? Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die? Picking cherries."
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"Why do soccer announcers make terrible business executives? They constantly discuss productivity GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAALs."
"There is a small dent on the side of this plane. It must have a... *Puts on sunglasses* ""Airline fracture"""
"What did Sigmund Freud say when he had an epiphany? Urethra!"
"My sister bet me $100 I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti You should have seen her face when I drove pasta."
"Hi everyone, are you all alright? No, you are all al-left."
"What did the illiterate Mexican say to the funny looking bottle of mayonnaise? ""LMAO"""