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Joke of the Day

"How do you starve a black guy? The same way you starve anyone else , you racist."

"When an old lady dies and then her husband dies a couple of weeks later, it isn't because his heart is broken. It's because he can't cook."

"people think theyre so smart for shopping around for good deals, but you know whats more fun than researching prices? having expensive stuff"

"When is the best time to hold a funeral? In the mourning. FYI, my 11yo says he made this up today, right after learning of death in the extended family."

"9/11 Never Forget About Dre."

"Obama's announcement Today, President Obama announced that, after January 20th, the official title of ""U.S. Government"" will be changed to include quotation marks around Government."

"I have stopped debating with master since the day ... ... I subscribed /r/nofap. Got to keep up with the community."

"What do a piece of tuperware and a walrus have in common? They both like a tight seal."

"What do Saddam Hussein and Little Miss Muffet have in common? Both had Kurds in their way."

"My ex wife claims I have ""commitment issues"" like I didn't just wait in line for 30 minutes to get a hot dog at Costco."