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Joke of the Day
"I don't throw snowballs because I believe snowman life begins at snowball conception."
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"2 drunk guys were walking on the train tracks ""hey john, this stairs are reallly long"" ""don't worry, here comes the elevator"""
"I just passed my drug test My dealer has some serious explaining to do"
"Me and my girlfriend are just too different... I exist and she doesn't"
"Shouting, ""You're all pathetic idiots!"" to freedom of speech protesters... Soon changes their tone."
"What did the Father of Judaism sleep on? An Abra-Hammock I'm sorry"
"I was so poor as a kid, we only had Onepac Shakur."
"Soon be Christmas... WHO SAYS doing Christmas shopping early avoids the crush? Last year, I did mine a full 12 months in advance, and the shops were just as busy as ever."
"What do you call a black person on the moon? An astronaut"
"Why do pigs like February 14th? They get lots of Valenswines."