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Joke of the Day

"Never laugh at a toddlers joke unless you want to hear it repeated 425 more times."

"Did you Hear About the Paper Joke? It was tear-ible"

"What does a girls asshole and a 9v battery have in common? You know it's wrong but eventually you stick your tongue to it."

"The early bird waits in his car for 20 minutes so as not to seem desperate."

"You wanna hot body? You wanna Bugatti? You wanna Maseratti? Then this is an intervention you NEED to stop listening to Britney Spears."

"3 tomatoes are walking down the street A dad tomato, a mom tomato and a child tomato. The child starts to lag behind so, the dad walks back to him and squashes him and says ""ketchup"""

"hey magic 8 ball, why cant humans fly ""thats not a yes or no question"" then how did you just say that ""Yes"" no come on ju- ""Ask Again Later"""

"My wife told me that I am very controlling. She'll stay locked in the closet with the dog collar on until she apologizes for her comment."

"A con artist, a pervert, and a racist walks into a bar. The barkeep looks up and says ""The usual, Mr. Trump?"""

"I was born to be happy... not normal."