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Joke of the Day
"The early bird waits in his car for 20 minutes so as not to seem desperate."
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"What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? ...Irrelephant."
"""What's the difference between a blow job and a sandwich?"" Me: ""What's the difference between a blow job and a sandwich?"" Her: ""I don't know"" Me: ""Want to come over to my house for lunch?"""
"I think my vibrator has Parkinson's."
"Underwear isn't protecting you from your pants. It's protecting your pants from YOU! Another conspiracy uncovered."
"In an English class... Teacher: David, give me a sentence starting with ""I."" David: I is... Teacher: No, David. You must always say ""I am."" David: Oh right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
"What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? Cuatro cinco."
"What type of car would Jesus drive? A Chrysler"
"Debt collector are so persistent they never leave you a loan"
"What do you call a bunch of gay guys in a bowl for breakfast? Queerios"