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Joke of the Day

"Did you Hear About the Paper Joke? It was tear-ible"

"I missed a question on my biology exam today. The question was ""what are commonly found in cells?"" I guess ""black people"" wasn't the right answer."

"When someone picks up your call after 3 or 4 rings you should know they were seriously contemplating letting you go to voicemail"

"""Stop complaining about food Maliki, it could be worse. There are girls in America who had their hair ruined by some rain."""

"On the street or subway you can only imagine what that idiot is thinking. On Twitter, you get to see what that idiot is thinking."

"What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman? An alcoholic with a drinking problem"

"Mom made me take Millie to the prom. With her dark hair and big, brown eyes, I didn't argue. Horseshoes can sure wreck a gymnasium floor."

"How does Frankenstein sit in his chair? Bolt upright."

"""Hey."" ""Hey."" ""What's up?"" ""Nothing."" END OF CONVERSATION."

"What happened to the defeatists poker business? It folded."