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Joke of the Day

"A con artist, a pervert, and a racist walks into a bar. The barkeep looks up and says ""The usual, Mr. Trump?"""

"When my employer asked if I had a criminal record... ...I guess ""highest number of robberies in an hour"" wasn't the answer he was looking for."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly it in her ass."

"I'd rather have a crying baby on my flight than a white dude who just did a trip to thailand and cant stop talking about it"

"Three statisticians are hunting when they see a rabbit. The first one shoots and misses him on the left. The second shoots and misses him on the right. The third one shouts, ""We've hit it!"""

"I still have nightmares.... I still have nightmares about the time I gave my Eskimo friend a house warming gift..."

"Why do people make offensive jokes about inbreeding? It's retarded."

"I didn't like this marimba player very much... ...He just had bad vibes."

"How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Ask her to roll up her sleeve."

"I went to go see the Vagina Monologues... I went to go see the Vagina Monologues/And all I got was a yeast infection."