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Joke of the Day
"I was born to be happy... not normal."
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"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Just follow the Fresh Prints"
"Bond, Jamaal Bond A black James Bond? Wouldn't work, he'd be pulled over every 15 minutes for driving an Aston Martin."
"i mean, at some point the Absolute Funniest Thing Ever happened and i'd bet you $75 it involved a huge fart."
"Butter Joke There's a brick of butter and a fly, the fly was stuck on the butter. The fly says to the butter ""Hey butter , why don't you fly."" The butter says ""Because I'm not a Butterfly!"""
"during my morning commute i like to make the ""roll down your window"" gesture to the car next to me then yell ""DID YOU POOP YET TODAY?"""
"What did airport security tell the Dentist? We need to give you a cavity search"
"I like my coffee like I like my women... No Penis"
"(telling a ghost story) You know those knocking noises you hear at night? That's adulthood coming for you! *all the adults start screaming*"
"Today, my son asked me why girls always pee sitting down I told him it's because they're lazy Not necessarily a joke but kinda funny nonetheless."