201040

Joke of the Day

"hey magic 8 ball, why cant humans fly ""thats not a yes or no question"" then how did you just say that ""Yes"" no come on ju- ""Ask Again Later"""

"What's 7 inches long and hasn't been sucked in over 2 years? Whitney Houston's crack pipe."

"Sisters are like fat thighs They stick together."

"What do you get when you cut yourself while having sex with a member of Queen? Band Aids"

"If life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. If life gives you melons... You might have sex daily!"

"Do you know why the snowman is smiling? He heard the snowblower was coming."

"The most embarrassing moment of my life was when I called my teacher ""mom"" during sex."

"What do you call a white person wearing glasses while playing Yu-Gi-Oh? Four eyes white dragon. ^sorry if repost, thought of this myself."

"What did the Canadian say when asked what he thought about stereotypes? Eh."

"I said to the chemist: ""Can I have some sleeping pills for the wife?"" He said: ""Why?"" I said: ""She keeps waking up."""