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Joke of the Day
"Where does a fish keep it's money? The river bank."
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"Gravity is such a slut She goes down on everything"
"When you ask her ""Have you ever read Shakespeare?"" And she answers ""No, who wrote it?"" .... Keep moving."
"What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave? Smells fishy"
"I spent a lot of years on ships. I beat off in the shower so much that every time it rains, I get a hard-on."
"Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me. Too wise you are too wise you be I see you are too wise for me."
"I like my women like I like my whiskey. Aged 14 years and mixed up in a little coke."
"Cup of Tea According to Tetley, the best way to make a cup of tea is to agitate the bag. So every morning I slap her arse and say ""two sugars fatty""."
"A woman astronaut.. A woman astronaut calls her base: -Houston we have a problem. -What is it? -Nothing..."
"Two cannibals are eating a comedian ""Does this guy taste a little funny to you?"""