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Joke of the Day
"How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, except she scissors it in."
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"Is there a class for just the karate noises?"
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it be R, but his first true love always be the C."
"Alcoholism doesn't run in my family. It walks. You spill less beer that way."
"I don't have bumper stickers because I don't believe in anything strongly enough to potentially get my car keyed."
"My gf & I are toying w/the idea of changing both of our last names rather than hyphenate Easier & we can have fun with it Mrs Velociraptor."
"A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building... He yells ""Don't do it! You have so much potential!"""
"Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off."
"I read a joke about the British pound... But it didn't make any cents to me"
"What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro? zika blyat"