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Joke of the Day
"Men are like curling irons. They're always hot and they're always in your hair."
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"If we get to have sex with our valentines on Valentine's Day I can't wait until Presidents' Day."
"You know the difference between St. Patrick's day and Martin Luther King Jr. Day? On St. Patrick's day, everyone wants to be Irish."
"Be careful how much wine you drink, might end up vacuuming the driveway in your panties"
"Costume Ideas For Halloween, you should dress up as Pavlov. Not everyone will get it, but it should ring a bell."
"What do you call it when the girl you like likes you back? Imagination"
"Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom."
"How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood? The Blacks get car insurance."
"Have you heard the story about the loaf of bread? No. Oh crumbs."
"*watches soccer* *watches soccer* *watches soccer* *watches soccer* *has to pee* *watches soccer* *gets up to pee* *misses goal* :/"