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Joke of the Day
"What did it say on the former chairman of the Hypochondriac Association's tombstone? Told you!"
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"I'm always just a bit disappointed when a liars pants don't actually catch on fire."
"What did the Greek God say when he could finally take the world off his shoulders? At las!"
"The most popular guy in a fraternity will always end up working at a mobile phone kiosk in the mall."
"What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like? Battered shrimp."
"""911, what's your emergency?"" Hi i need to report a kidnapping. My son is taking a nap in my room right now."
"What do you call a Mexican who has just lost his car? Carlos"
"After seeing the ""Women don't talk much in Star Wars"" video... Maybe that's how they got so much done"
"Bummed about the early Scotland vote results. This was pretty much our best hope for seeing Shrek on a flag."
"I hate perforations They're tearable"