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Joke of the Day
"What did it say on the former chairman of the Hypochondriac Association's tombstone? Told you!"
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"Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls are."
"I like my women like I like my coffee Black and tastes like warm diarrhea."
"BOSS: it's national replace H's with F's day ME: really? BOSS: yep, you're hired! ME: hahaha-wait BOSS: get out ME: what the huck?"
"I hear they took Aaron Hernandez out of Madden and put him in Grand Theft Auto V."
"Man: Who are you? God: Your god. Man: What's your name? God: I can't tell you. Man: No way! God: Jahweh! Man: God: Doh!"
"A guy goes to a $5 lady of the night... ... and he gets crabs. So the next day, he goes back to complain. And the woman says, ""Hey, it was only $5. What did you expect, lobster?"""
"You know youre fifty when your chiropractor sends you birthday cards."
"What do Harvard and a virgin have in common? You try so hard to get in but 9 months later you regret you ever came."
"What do you call a group of squid? A squad"