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Joke of the Day
"The sign said: FIRST PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH, but I doubt it."
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"What happened when Bush took Bin Laden's Lunch Money? 9/11."
"Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The Wheelchair"
"Smoking is actually a good thing for me Look how often I have to go outside into the fresh air"
"I like my women how I like my cheese... ...blue, filled with holes, and wrapped in plastic in my fridge."
"I just saw a man pick up a screaming child and take her to his van. Man, kids are getting carried away these days."
"I JUST HAD AN ESPRESSO WHO WANTS TO JOUST?"
"OMG!! Ellen Degeneras drowned last night! They found her face down in Rikki Lake!"
"[On couch, notices it's 6pm] Luckily I don't have to pick up the kids from the Christmas party until 8. *Notices it's February* OH SHIT"
"A guy goes to his Rabbi to price a circumcision... He says, ""Rabbi, how much do you charge for a circumcision?"" And the Rabbi says, ""Not much, I just keep the tips."""