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Joke of the Day

"iPhone 5s fitted with fingerprint recognition. I'll sleep easier knowing that if my phone gets stolen, they'll likely chop off my hand too."

"Ek sardar Kele ke chilke se fisal kar gir gya Aage phir dusre chilke se gir gya ab teesre chilke ko dekh kr k bola...?? Shit ab phir se girna padega"

"Guess what I'm going to do if I get Alzheimer's?"

"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter."

"Every 60 Seconds in Africa.... a minute passes"

"Based on the amount of tools I've dated, you'd think I got a deal at The Home Depot"

"People always call me unattractive until they see my wallet... then they call me poor too."

"Internet dating? No thanks. I like the internet, but I don't like like the internet."

"I've never met a black person that didn't have a cool nickname."

"Did you hear about the toilet at The Duggars' house? 19 poops and counting!"