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Joke of the Day

"Volkswagen should hire Arnold Schwarzenegger to deal with their emission scandal He's got experience with a Total Recall"

"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts."

"Did you hear about the stupid woodworm? He was found in a brick."

"What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza? A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four"

"Online shopping is all fun and games until you have to get up and get your credit card from the other room."

"There's a man at the mall wearing cargo pants and a fanny pack, who I believe is in the process of becoming a suitcase."

"What are some great video game jokes?"

"What do you call a lady with one leg that is shorter than the other? Aileen"

"When she screams ""deeper!""... But you're all out of poems."

"Dark humor What is green and turns red, when you press the button? A frog in a blender"