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Joke of the Day
"What is a group of Pedophiles called? A conclave!"
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"My parents always told me that I'd get nowhere sitting on my ass all day. little do they know, I just had the greatest shit yesterday."
"Tomorrow I'll go to the orphanage... ... and beat up some children. I mean, what would they do? Tell their parents?"
"The government is so screwed up and dysfunctional, I'm amazed I haven't tried to date it yet"
"The goldfish just gave me the ""just flush me"" look. No way pal. If I have to stay so do you."
"Me: Shut the door, I need privacy 4y/o: But we're family! Me: Families don't watch each other go poop 4:You watch me poop! Me:...take a seat"
"What weighs 2 lbs and is full of shit? Donald Trump's shoes"
"A boyfriend says to his girlfriend, ""Baby, you're kind of like Charles Barkley..."" ""...You've been on the team for so long and you're still not getting a ring! Happy Valentines day!"""
"Jokes about menstrual cycles are not funny. Period."
"It's funny how red, white and blue represents freedom until its flashing behind you to pull over"