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Joke of the Day

"Vaccinated kids will get this... Autism."

"What did the type setter sing while he worked? I shot the seriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!"

"What did one rifle say to the other? Me llamo es 762"

"You don't have to speak bird to know that when they chirp right outside your window they're asking for you to kill them."

"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? Me and my running friends always run 5Ks, but now they want to run 10K races and I really hate running 10Ks"

"What do you have when you got 6 road workers and 6 lesbians? 12 people who don't do dick."

"How did the roman cannibal feel about his victim? He was glad he ate her."

"What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine."

"Some say English is tough... Some say English is tough, it can be understood through thorough thought though."

"I got my girlfriend the perfect Valentine's Day present today. Hand lotion."