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Joke of the Day
"What do you have when you got 6 road workers and 6 lesbians? 12 people who don't do dick."
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"What do you do when a Chemistry teacher dies ? Barium"
"My friend is really into that show Arrow He's a real Arrow-head"
"Why did the rap battle champion get the most spacious and accessible seat on the bus? Because of his dis-ability."
"Today I Stumbled across something Very Tragic. I found a little baby in a dumpster. Everyone should know by now babies go in the Recycle bin."
"If Two Chainz orchestrated 9-11 He'd be called Two Planes"
"What is the most whoreish profession today? Store greeters. They let everybody 'come inside'! no offense folks! :)"
"Parenting a baby is like an etch-a-sketch drawing. You must be careful, but if you mess up just shake the shit out of it and make a new one."
"Have you heard? They pulled the Steve Irwin brand of sunscreen off the shelves. It didn't protect against deadly rays."
"How does a bad comedian sleep at night? I don't know."