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Joke of the Day

"I gotta stop the filthy double entendre jokes But it's so, so hard"

"I typed something into Google on my phone then held it to my ear. I felt stupid at first, but now I'm kinda mad that that doesn't work."

"*Buys map of world, pins up on wall *Throws dart, swears to visit wherever it lands *hits wall outlet *has amazing time being electrocuted"

"All of the firefighters at my station are quick. They're even ""fast"" asleep!"

"I can't stand it when people don't know the difference between your and you're. There so stupid."

"What's the difference between a Hoover and a Harley? the location of the dirt bag!"

"There's now a morning after pill for guys. It changes your blood type."

"Why are Catholics the worst drivers? They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child)."

"if someone else is in the picture with you why do some people still call it a ""selfie""?....that's a ""groupie"""

"Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms."