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Joke of the Day
"Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms."
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"Jeez make one joke about putting cyanide in someone's food and suddenly they don't want you to cook for them anymore"
"Does liking a sad status update mean I'm sympathetic for them or I like that they are sad?"
"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the chin"
"What do Jedi use to view PDF files? Adobe-Wan Kenobi"
"Why doesn't orange rhyme with anything? Because it's a Mandarin word"
"The heart attack when you're in bed almost sleeping, holding your phone in your hand and it suddenly vibrates."
"What's black and always behind bars? Guinness (You bunch of racists)"
"How to keep an idiot busy for hours [read below] How to keep an idiot busy for hours [read title]"
"I lost my dictionary today... I can't find the words to express how I feel."