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Joke of the Day
"Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms."
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"I can odd. But I can't even."
"my anaconda don't want none unless you got snake food this time. last time u tried to feed him buns but the carbs are bad for him"
"Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Nobody can."
"Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live."
"People who hum in public must be blissfully unaware of how close to death they are at all times"
"My friends think I have a black sense of humour I don't know what they're talking about... In my view it's golden."
"What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops after 3 Ho's"
"What's the best day of the week to marry your gaming console? Wednesday"
"Classic An Englishman and an Irish man walk into a bar... ...they were watching Wales get through to the semi final."