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Joke of the Day

"what should i do for my 30th birthday??? I'm only 23 but it pays to b prepared"

"How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They already glow."

"Why should one not talk about Titanic with a stranger? Because it can't break the ice"

"What did my step-dad say before bludgeoning by brother to death with a vacuum cleaner? Dyson."

"I heard Hillary paid a touching tribute at the 9/11 memorial... ...she collapsed."

"If I reject your call the first two times, ring me again. I'm really just testing your resolve."

"What idiot decided to call them koalas instead of awww-stralians?"

"What do you call an Irishman who's had eight beers? The designated driver."

"I used to always do No Shave November At least until I started growing facial hair."

"Tomi Lahren is pretty confident for a person whose first and last names are both misspelled"