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Joke of the Day

"Attention people who aren't employees: you should wash your fucking hands too."

"What do you call a cow abortion? De-calf"

"My boss always gets angry at me when we golf together, for some reason. All I do is compliment him on his subpar golfing skills"

"[Long] longest joke in the world My dick Didn't see that coming."

"Welcome to Syria! You'll have a blast :)"

"Welcome to America's Next Top Teen! Smoke these drugs, piierce your face, burn some books, swear at your parents"

"What's black, white, red, and has trouble going through a revolving door? A nun with a spear through her head."

"Why did the christian girl like to be choked during sex? So she could be closer to God."

"Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting? They didn't have any chemistry."

"It's a well know fact that Elton John is an excellent pianist. But did you know he sucks on the organ?"