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Joke of the Day
"What's an Australian's favorite element? Gold"
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"One of My Ex's was absolutely beautiful. But, it didn't workout because all she wanted to do was SWING. I miss third grade."
"Preacher: God's love is unconditional! Me: Then why is there a hell? Preacher:...... Me: Your move."
"Have you guys seen the Petrified Forrest? Those trees are scared!"
"Math Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos."
"Why are French overweight homosexuals always tired? Because they are fatty gay"
"You can tell a lot about a person by what they're willing to do during conjugal visits."
"My girlfriend is like -100. She's a 10 but she is also imaginary"
"I was raping a women may night when.., She said think of her children Kinky bitch!"
"The Bat family were playing a game of ""old maid"" with a poker deck... Needless to say it was a never ending game. Everyone wanted the joker."