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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything..."

"What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Michael Phelps could finish a race."

"How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They left the plunger in the toilet."

"Policeman: Why did you stop your car get out and yell ""coward"" at the traffic signal? Motorist: The light just turned yellow."

"What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus? He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe."

"A sex joke I wrote I don't tell her where to go. but why does she always come?"

"Large tsunami hits Mexico - 300k were killed... ...Canada sends money, Brazilia sends food, USA sends 300k mexicans."

"Dirtiest joke I ve ever heard (sorry if it s a repost) How can you tell when your sister s having her period? Your dad s cock starts to taste of blood."

"Why are white girls odd? Because they can't even!"

"My New Year's resolution is to save enough to buy a Velcro wall. And I plan on sticking to it."