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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything..."

"What do u call a mexican in the back of a cop car? Pork and beans"

"I surveyed 100 women & asked which shampoo did they use when showering. 99 of them said, 'HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE'."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? ...Look for the Fresh Prints..."

"Why doesn't Santa have kids? He only comes once a year"

"And we're still calling it auto ""correct"" because...."

"Helen Keller walked into a bar Then a table, and a wall."

"What's the difference between a steampunk bike and a regular bike? On a steampunk bike the gears don't do anything."

"I'm driving through a town called Brosville, Virginia. I bet I know what comes next."

"What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower? A bat mat."