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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA? Thrown out of the petting zoo"
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"A man is shot... He recently converted to islam."
"What do you call a doll with a fiddle and a hatred of Jews? A Doll Fiddler"
"I'm going to need to crash at your place for a few days. My girlfriend caught me measuring my cock the other day. She kicked me out. Apparently it fits right down her moms throat."
"Teacher: What happened to your homework? Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it."
"What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk."
"I was on a date other day when the girl said she wanted to start a long distance relationship using semaphore. Raised a couple of red flags..."
"Why does the Catholic Church protect paedophiles? Because the last time they shunned a child molester, he started Islam."
"Two cookies were walking across the road... ... one gets hit by a car, the other one says ""ah crumbs..."""
"Wait I had a really good joke about amnesia..."