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Joke of the Day
"Planters will be distributing exclusively to airlines. That's just plane nuts."
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"what did the drummer say to the Chinese man that called him gay? first i bang the drums then i bang ur mom"
"""Raiders"" are changing their name to ""Tampons"" They're only good for one period and only have one string"
"There were two muffins baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other, ""Wow, it's really hot in here!"" The other says, ""Holy shit! A talking muffin!"""
"Me: I'm so tired. Phone: Put me down and go to sleep. Me and Phone: HAHAHAHAHA!"
"YOU WANNA PIECE OF THIS!?!?! ~me, aggressively handing out cake"
"took the kids to the park so they could beat each other up in the fresh air"
"I'm usually exited for winter... But then I get cold feet."
"I would like to be an ice cream man It would be a cool job"
"Knock Knock Knock, knock. Who's there? Anee. Anee,who? Anee one you like!"