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Joke of the Day

"Why did the mermaid wear sea shells? Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)"

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"Jesus told John Come forth and receive eternal life. But poor John came in fifth and received a toaster."
"So today I was setting up a password for an account with my wife, and I put, ""Mypenis,"" as the password, and my wife fell on the ground laughing because on the screen said, ""Error. Not long enough."""
"I have never once hit a drink or treated one badly so don't tell me about alcohol abuse!"
"Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$ ? They were Holo-costly"
"The little children I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming...They don't know I'm only using blanks."
"Darth Vader watched The Harry Potter movies ""It was pretty wizard i guess"" said Darth Vader"
"""Just Be yourself"" is something I rarely hear from people who know me well."
"[date] Clark Kent: I propose a toast *they take their glasses off the table* Lois Lane: omg it's Supertable!"
"Law Students Why are law students known for drinking? They are getting ready for the Bar exam."
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