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Joke of the Day

"My neighbors got so weird when I asked how many bodies they thought were buried in their yard. I meant roughly, not like an exact number."

"I will do a lot of things but admiting I'm cold to my mom when she told me to bring a jacket is not one."

"What did Serena say to Venus before they faced off in the US Open? In tennis, love means nothing."

"My girlfriend is always hooking, ending up elbow deep in a bush because she swings both ways She's a terrible golfer"

"The human brain is an amazing organ. It keeps working 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, and 52 weeks a year, from before you leave the womb, right up until you find religion."

"I would totally get into a stranger's windowless van if they took me away from my family for an hour."

"Can anyone give me a Russian-English bilingual pun?"

"What did the canibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped"

"tonight at the bar, ask a woman if you can buy her a drink. If she says yes, hand that lucky lady a Starbucks gift card and walk away"

"Why do we feel like whistleblowers right now? Because we're Snowedin."