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Joke of the Day
"Constantly saying ""I don't care about sports"" is a form of caring about sports"
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"A man has started a business in Afghanistan. He's selling landmines that look like prayer mats... Prophets are going through the roof."
"If 2 vegetarians argue... ... do they have beef?"
"drank a Mike's Hard Lemonade & crashed my dirt bike into a mailbox RT @McDonalds Good morning! How was your weekend?"
"Tarzan a un raton Que le dice Tarzan a un raton? - Tan pequeno y con bigote!. - Y que le dice el raton a Tarzan?. - Tan grandote y con panal!."
"I was mugged today... I was mugged in an alley today, all they took was my mood ring. I'm not sure how I feel about that."
"I'm gonna hang a Batman costume in my closet just to screw with myself when I get Alzheimer's."
"Q: How old is Tyrion Lannister? A: Peter Dinkl-age"
"I am a super hero... Every day after work I'm Thor."
"Pakistan makes nuclear threat in response to fake news The struggle Israel"