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Joke of the Day
"Constantly saying ""I don't care about sports"" is a form of caring about sports"
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"A man walks up to a taxi -How much would it cost to drive me to the center? -5 bucks -What if my wife comes as well? -Still 5 bucks. -Do you see now honey. You ARE worthless."
"I just got condoms installed on my floor today it protects the hardwood."
"This morning I had a 10 o'clock meeting and got there at 9:11. Too soon."
"What do you call an American communist? Manifesto Destiny"
"Silver and lead are sitting at a bar and gold walks in. Silver yells "" au, get outta here! """
"Did you hear about the pirate porno? All hands on dick!"
"Try this at the bars, guaranteed 18% success rate: You: Do you have a permit to carry that? Her: Carry what? You: DAT ASS! Then issue a citation with your phone # on it."
"Pretty insulting when you wake up in a bathtub of ice and they left all your organs."
"Winnie the Pooh band-aids may look cute but are useless on stab wounds."