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Joke of the Day

"I never could get into spanking as a fetish. But, you know, different strokes for different folks."

"the best thing about being in a relationship is you can get crippling emotional abuse any time you want"

"What's the most useless thing about a knife? The 'K'"

"What do you call a moody bear? A bi-polar bear."

"Why do all the elements get cranky once a month? Cause they are on their periodic table."

"As ice water runs down my face I conclude, ""Boy, you sure like to eat bread!"" is not a comment a lady on a dinner date enjoys hearing."

"If you played pokemon in Brazil, you might catch a Zikachu"

"Cigarettes only give you cancer if you let them. It's called science. Maybe you'd know more about it if you read as many Yahoo Answers as me"

"I went swimming the other day and nearly drowned. 2 families were there to pull me out. The Smith family and the Ball family. Luckily I was pulled out by the Smiths I went swimming the other day..."

"I get it ladies, I had abs before I had kids too."