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Joke of the Day

"A new study has proven... A new study has proven that people who have more birthdays live longer."

"Me: That guy is a bad apple. 6-year-old: He's a person. Me: I just meant he's mean. 6: Probably because you called him an apple."

"What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets? The Whittle Business *badum ching*"

"I combined two hit games and made ""Angry Words With Friends"" where I just scream obsenities at people while throwing dead birds at them."

"Why are Jedi kids so fat? Because they were force fed."

"I like my women like I like my movies. Silent and in the 20s."

"30 wolves 28 sheep how many did not 10"

"Why do most men like women with big boobs and tight pussies? Because most men have big mouths and small cocks."

"[NSFW] ""The Pope does anal now!"" ""Holy fucking shit, are you serious?!"""

"My 6 year old is telling me a story, oh wait, now he's 9."