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Joke of the Day

"How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams ""REPOST"""

"Did you know? On average, people are pretty mean."

"What do Ken Jennings and OJ Simpson have in common? they both killed at double jeopardy!"

"How do you think the unthinkable? With an itheberg"

"What super hero league is Caitlyn Jenner part of? The X-Men"

"""I see you have created a tiny human. I, too, have done this."" -me trying to make mom friends. Should I not whisper it? I'll try shouting"

"Did you hear about the gay fisherman who went for a check up They said if he wanted to get better, he had to stop going down on all the docks."

"A guy was so bored he broke a watch with his bare hands. Then he said ""i've got too much time on my hands"""

"DOCTOR TO PATIENT JOKE Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say. Doctor: Next please!"

"The USB port on this cat doesn't work."