216386

Joke of the Day

"How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams ""REPOST"""

"I killed all the knights in the Iron Keep, except one, He was Allone"

"Blond joke Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months? It said 2 to 4 years on the box."

"Why was 7 arrested for homicide? Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect"

"I organized a threesome the other day. A couple of people didn't show, but I still had fun."

"It's raining. I'm going to be late for work. I can't fit my hair in the car."

"How do you make a Jewish philosopher have a Eureka moment? Tell him the Final Solution."

"Sometimes a special someone walks right into your life and helps you realize how much better your life was before they walked into it."

"What's the difference between an onion and a dead whore? I cried when I cut up the onion. (Jack the Ripper)"

"I won my first cage fight last night... Fucking Parrot didn't know what hit it."