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Joke of the Day

"Blond joke Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months? It said 2 to 4 years on the box."

"I like that the doctor always asks if I'm a smoker. When I say yes, he tells me I should quit. No shit? Thanks. Here's all my money."

"The universe contains protons,neutrons,electrons and morons."

"Two old ladies sitting on a park bench.. Two old ladies sitting on a park bench, a streaker ran by. One of them had a stroke, the other just couldn't reach."

"I was in a tailor. I said to the guy, ""I need something for a wedding."" ""What's that?"" he queried. ""A woman that really loves me."" I wept, leaving the shop."

"Why did the Indian cross the road? To buy chikken tikka masala!"

"Dwayne ""The Rock"" Johnson just found out 2 of his kids are gay... ...I guess you can say they are fruity pebbles."

"It has been said that 25% of people have a distrust of stairs Because they are always up to something"

"What's a nice way to tell someone that you don't want talk while you're working out? It's not ""Shut up, asshole."" Apparently."

"Why female sys-admins restart systems more often then men? Because they love those new boots!"