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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes a special someone walks right into your life and helps you realize how much better your life was before they walked into it."

"I started a club for guys who tell jokes about erectile dysfunction. It's a huge success because there's a shit ton of you out there."

"Have you heard about Marx's tomb? They say it's a Communist plot"

"Police station toilet stolen Officers say they have nothing to go on"

"Its been almost ten years so I feel I can make this joke now. What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching? Oh, Phuket!"

"I like my women like I like my coffee ground up and in the freezer."

"My son asked me what it's like to be a parent so I woke him up at 3 a.m. to let him know that I couldn't sleep."

"What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico? A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor"

"A cow confronted Donald Trump after a rally It said ""what's your problem with moo-slims?"""

"Q. What do you call a cow with no legs? A. Ground beef."